All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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