I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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