Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
People in love make me want to vomit
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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