You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
So gin and wine won't be happening again
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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