things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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