just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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