why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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