it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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