Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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