My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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