She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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