i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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