I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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