found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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