Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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