Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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