im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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