This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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