what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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