I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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