Don't you send me to vm
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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