She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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