i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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