This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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