sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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