OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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