sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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