hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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