did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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