My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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