I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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