Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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