I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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