Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
