I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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