are you still at the devil's house?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
vagina is talking i cant
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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