Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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