my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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