My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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