I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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