she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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