I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Never underestimate the power of titties
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