id be glad to
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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