I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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