It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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