doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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