okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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