Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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