Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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