My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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