Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Just high enough for therapy.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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