just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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