butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So drunk its hurt
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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