I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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