Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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