i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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